I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
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Gabbbby, 1 month ago
omg is you call a number you get this!!! haha :]
metro09(), 1 month ago
haha love this XD
Lizzyzzil(), 1 month ago
hahaha!
heather070, 1 month ago
love it!
LittleMissMcr, 1 month ago
love this
rated fave alerted
CupCakezz, 2 months ago
lol really cute =P